Why was this on clearance? Part IIII

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It actually might smell pretty good.

It actually might smell pretty good or it might smell like someone died from cynanide poisoning while wearing too much Coppertone.

Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don’t. This candle was for those who felt like smelling like a nut. By the way, the old jingle makes not sense when you realize coconuts are nuts too. So,the jingle tells us you have and Almond Joy when you feel like a nut but then you have a Mounds when you don’t feel like a nut. But the base for both candy bars is in fact coconut, you are having a nut either way. Why must advertisements lie to us so well? End result, nobody must have wanted their house smelling like a candy bar. There was a Hershey’s candle on clearance as well.

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